My half-assed intro

Well, I'll tell ya, Pilgrim! If I encounter any religious intolerance here, heads are gonna roll. I've had my share of it for this week when attacked by yet another Fundie idiot. These people need to take a mental ex-lax and unconstipate their heads!
Maybe I've become a bit of a prude in my old age but I was a bit shocked at all the sex questions on the profile sign-up. I started wondering if I'd accidentally gone to the Dirty Dating site. I sure do enjoy me those shaved BDSM water sports with mutant transvestite dwarves, myself!
Actually, anyone who is too stupid to see that the profile says "with someone" and "No sex please" and "not interested in Cybersex" shall be banished forthwith. I have no patience for the bullshit and owe no-one any explanations or apologies.
I always like to get the snarkiness out of the way first. Then I can get on to "conversing" with anyone who is actually interested in discussing something interesting and potentially worthwhile. Or maybe just something fun and silly. Underneath this crusty exterior I have hidden a heart and a sense of humor. However, as the years go by, I see more and more the multitude of reasons for being a member of the Curmudgeon's Club.
That's me, such as it is.