I'm Kicking Someone In The Face.

Not for real. But I haven't wanted to so badly.

This isn't important, but there's a couple I know that I've been waiting to break up for the longest. Just because they're both jackasses. The girl's a slut. Her man's a complete mess. He will be the sweetest guy in the world one minute, and the next, he sucks and is your average jerk.

I have absolutely no respect for their relationship. They're children. This is a joke to me. Their relationship is based on physical attraction anyway. So... you know, I'm making bets with all my friends on how long these two are going to be able to pretend they love each other.

I thought it was finally over, because they both have these depressing away messages up about how nobody's ever truly loved her, and how he's "left alone to face the morbid reality of his life." You know, dumb shit.

They're still together though.

...

Huh?

So... how are you two so alone and unloved? I thought your relationship was oh so perfect. I thought you two were oh so in love with each other. Or are they just being attention whores?

I don't know. I don't actually care. It's just... what the fuck?

I don't like being put in "What the fuck" mode. I don't like when people confuse or mind fuck me like this. Especially without even trying.

I'm gonna go smoke some weed and get my head together.