COSMIC JOKE

      There were two unhappy people sitting on a bus bench at a bus stop and they were waiting for God. One was a Christian, one was Jewish. A Wiccan walked by and the Christian asked "Where are you headed, do you know?" The Wiccan answered, "I'm walking towards the Source." The Jew said "What will that get you?" and the Wiccan replied, "I'm imagining I'm on a  broomstick that can fly, and it's way better than sitting on my butt." Pew. For the Pope.