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10 ways to annoy a pagan

things pagans do not wish to hear....

10. Sayyyyyyy, is that a Jewish star?

9. No, then you must listen to Motley Crue, right? Not that, either? I know, it's a ... a ... Pentacost, right?

8. You guys really worship the devil, huh? Cool, I, like, listen to Black Sabbath, like, all the time, dude.

7. Oh, you're a Witch! I'm like, totally into, like, Goddess Consciousness. I sleep with a crystal every night, and have an Atlantean spirit guide. Will you teach me all the secrets of your religion?

6. I hear you Pagans do all your stuff in the nude. Wanna show me?

5. You will all burn in Hell. The Goddess is really Satan in drag. You don't believe in Satan? Boy, does he have you fooled!

4. Fascinating. I'm a sociologist; may I study you as a phenomena?

3. Do you really believe in all that nonsense?

2. You worship the Goddess? Poor thing; you obviously haven't heard about Jesus. Here, let me tell you...

And (drum roll, please):

1. You're a witch, huh? Well, I'm initated at a higher level than you. I was initated at the age of seven by my grandmother, who was the last of the Atlantean Trad Elvish Ninja Masters. I don't suppose YOU have any lineage.

*please note- if i offended anyone with this i applogize. i just thought it was laugh out loud funny.

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Comment by Wintermoon on December 14, 2008 at 11:40pm: wow lol it's funny cause it's true anyone else have people actually say stuff like that to you?

Comment by Panthera Sky on December 12, 2008 at 10:09pm: LMAO! Laughter IS the best medicine!

Comment by LadyDragoness65 on December 12, 2008 at 9:43pm: Fribro Witch, that sounds like my brother ... He loves Charmed . After watching every episode of charmed he was suddenly a Wiccan . Bol ... wat a schmuk!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Deanna Gambino on December 9, 2008 at 9:54am: It was funny. I loved it.

Comment by Jade on December 4, 2008 at 8:08pm: lol! love it, "charmed" hilarious! lol! although i did love the show after Shannon D. left! lol!

Comment by Fibro Witch on December 2, 2008 at 8:43pm: Love the humor, I could add a few more, like 'You can't be a witch, your wearing jeans" or my fave fluffy quote, 'I base my belief system on what I saw in Charmed!'

Comment by Diane on November 24, 2008 at 1:40pm: that is great! thanks for sharing!!

Comment by Cassandra on November 23, 2008 at 4:29pm: LOL these are funny.

Comment by Jade on November 23, 2008 at 12:22pm: so true, lisa, so true!

Comment by )O( Mystik )O( on November 23, 2008 at 5:37am: At least now we can laugh at their ignorance instead of having to run from their rope and fire!