Night At The Improv

Good Evening Ladies & Bitches...

I steps in front of the mike, hear me vent

This night really sucks and aint worth 2 bucks

If my back were any good I'd rather fuck

I've outlived the Age of Girdles...

I no longer run and don't jump hurdles

Unless a hunk winks and buys me a drink

I'm terribly parched you know_________

If my voice went any lower it'd be overweight

Like the rest of me_don't you know___

I'll just hang around and pretend I'm petite'

If you see me break a sweat please,

Don't make yourselves upset!

My deodorant cost me a fortune

Said it was guaranteed in the South of France

However, I'll get there when I'm able...

But for now, I'll pray I don't fall down

On my way to a table.....

Somebody please, pass the Bread Basket around,

I need some donations so I don't get thrown outta Town!

You can add it as an expense for paying a clown

If you throw in enough, I like Sable...

So now I bid you Adieu', and I'll be searching

The Internet for my rave reviews!

Good Night Everyone!

Blacmist~